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Subject: Any SMS / General Messages
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swtchoco 16.09.12 - 01:13am
Someone told me that ur eyes are so beautiful..
I replied...
Atmosphere is always beautiful after RAIN..... *
swtchoco 16.09.12 - 01:14am
tumse mohabat ke siva humne kuch chaha nai, teri hei galaio se gujarti humne kuch paya nai,teri baho mei sare jaha ki kushi mili, tu na milan koi shikavo nai, una yadao ke shahra jii lege aba mota bhi aye toh koi gama nai. *
swtchoco 16.09.12 - 01:26am
Pass this 2 Your frnds& c how many colours u get!!!Plz rply me!!!
Red : U should improve Your nature.
Blue : U r diffrent from others.
Purple : i like when u tease me...
Pink : U are so beautiful n cute.
Orange : I Love You.
Green : i really enjoy ur company.
Yellow : U r my best friend.
Black : U r selfish.
Violet : its fun to fight with u
Brown : i cant understand Your charactr.
White:naughty
Now reply- which colours for me.? *
swtchoco 16.09.12 - 01:28am
Understanding is much deeper than Knowledge
There are many ppl who know us.
But, very few who understand us. *
swtchoco 16.09.12 - 01:28am
Mil gaya idiot....
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HENRY FISHEL-THE AMERICAN
was the 1st person to invent THE EXAMS.
FORWARD to all students..!!
Idiot ne zindagi bigaad di ham logo ki. *
swtchoco 16.09.12 - 01:31am
WORLD Ka Sabse LAMBA Aur PYARA English Word H
S M I L E S
Bcoz Pehle S Se Lekar Dusre S Tak Pahuchne me MILES Lag jate Hain.
:-)So Keep Smiling.:-) *
swtchoco 16.09.12 - 01:33am
Every problem in life has a gift inside..!
So don't get upset when you face problem...
It may have more beautiful ending than your expectation..! *
swtchoco 16.09.12 - 01:34am
Inme se koi 1 chiz select karo
1.Hathoda
2.pathar
3.Gun
4.Pipe
5.Tube
6.Shoe
7.Danda
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Or apne
sar pe zorse maro
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Shayd meri yaad aa jaye. *
swtchoco 16.09.12 - 01:38am
Happiest Person does'nt have th Best of everything in life..
They are just good in making everything the best that life brings along..
Stay Happy always.. *
swtchoco 16.09.12 - 01:41am
WHY do tears come rushing when we are ignored by someone we LOVE?
Coz,
its the only way how our eyes speak
when our tongue cant xplain
how much we need them in our Life.. *
swtchoco 20.09.12 - 06:06am
Bachlor's Life:-
Monday Dosti
Tuesday Pyaar
Wednesday Shaadi
Thursday Barbadi
Friday Fighting
Saturday Divorce
Sunday Rest
Monday Next *
swtchoco 20.09.12 - 06:20am
Aapki dosti hame itni pasand hai..
jaise ullu ko raat..
dentist ko daant..
aur gadhe ko laat..
raja ko gaddi..
kutte ko haddi..
aur.. aur..
nange ho chaddi..
hahaha.. *
swtchoco 20.09.12 - 02:22pm
Sex Karne Ke Baad Husband Bola : Darling, BALANCE Khatam Ho Gaya..!! . . . . . . . . . Itne Me Padosi Ka Baccha Apni chaddi utar Ke bola : aunty VODAFONE ka chota recharge chalega..?? *
swtchoco 20.09.12 - 02:23pm
Santa suhagrat main biwi k piche se daal raha tha
Biwi: ji aage se dalte hai
santa: tujhe kaise patya
Biwi: main jab college main thi to gunde utha le gaye the unhone aage se dala tha
santa : ye gunde bhi confuse karte hain mujhe le gaye the to piche se daala tha.. *
swtchoco 20.09.12 - 02:25pm
LUND aur ZUBAN mein samanta 1. Dono mein HADDI nahi hoti.
2. Dono par kabu rakhna mushkil.
3. Dono se LAAR tapkti hai. 4. Dono ko Alag-Alag ITEM chkhne ka shouk hota hai.
*
swtchoco 20.09.12 - 02:27pm
Q. Apko ek Ladki or Bhabi ek rat ke liye mili he. But ap sirf ek k sath njy krna pardga. Kiske sath karoge kamasutra. Bhabi or Ladki
*
swtchoco 20.09.12 - 03:47pm
Boy To Nurse : Aap ke Pass So Jao..?
Nurse : Soo Jao...
Boy To Nurse : Aapke Pet Pe Ungli Karu...?
Nurse ; kar Lo.....
Thodi der baad....
Nurse : Aah Aah Ahh AHh ! Yeh PetNahi Hai
Boy : Yeh UnGli Bhi Nahi Hai *
swtchoco 20.09.12 - 04:13pm
Interviewer:- agar do gaadiyan ek line
pe aa gayi to kya karoge?
Santa:- Jee, red light dikhaunga..
Interviewer:- Red light na hoto?
Santa:- Torch dikhaunga.
Interviewer:- Torch na ho to?
Santa:- Fir main apne bua ke ladke
ko bulaunga.
Interviewer:- Hain..!! Wo kyun?
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Santa:- Jee, usne kabhi traino ki takkar
nahi dekhi.... *
swtchoco 20.09.12 - 04:13pm
Teacher- Isko Hindi me translate karo..
Hey frnds, Look a Beautiful Girl is standing there..
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Student : Wo Dekho saalo , aapki Bhabhi khadi hai *
swtchoco 20.09.12 - 04:44pm
Ques- Prove dat 2/10=2
American student- out of syllabus... Chinese
student- OMG Not possible... Austrialian
student- impossible....I ndian student- very
easy- two/ten
't' and 't' cancelled =wo/en
w=23rd
o=15th
e=5th
n=14th
23+15/5+14 =38/19
=2
We never ask, answer kya hai? Weonly ask
answer kya lana hai...
India roxx ;) :) *
swtchoco 20.09.12 - 06:06pm
Boy proposed a Girl
i love u and i wnt to marry u Girl:
bhai hindi mein bolo mereku english nai aati Boy:
kuch nai aapa, dua karo petrol sasta hojaye.. =)) *
swtchoco 20.09.12 - 06:58pm
Har Kisi Ke Naseeb Mein Kahaan Likhi Hain Chahtein
Kuch Log Duniya Mein Aate Hain Faqat Tanhaiyun Ke Liye..!! *
swtchoco 20.09.12 - 06:59pm
Jhon Cena : u cant see me.
Shaktimaan : Thehro! tum
to sabko dikh rhe ho.
public me jhoot bolte
sharam nhi aati!? yehi
siksha mili hai tumko?
Jhon Cena: Sorry
Shaktimaan. :P
*
swtchoco 21.09.12 - 04:28pm
Sad But Truth :
Nobody can take away your pain,
so
don't let anyone take away your happiness !! *
swtchoco 21.09.12 - 04:53pm
jo log desh drohi he wahi bas khilaf he nahi to kis state ne Gujrat jaisi tarkki ki he me to bas kam ke nam par sport karti hun esliye Modi best he *
swtchoco 21.09.12 - 04:55pm
Zamin Pehle Hai,
Na Aasman Pehle Hai,
Quran or Gita Me Insan
Pehle Hai,
Ye Mandir or Masjid Ke
masle Auro Ko Mubarak Ho,
Mere Liye To Mera
HINDUSTAN Pehle Hai.....
Jai Hind! *
swtchoco 21.09.12 - 04:57pm
KYA SIRF GANDHI NE AAZADI DILAYI, USKE GHAR ME
PADI THEE KYA AAZADIJO LAA KAR DE DEE..LAKHO
BHARTIY MATAO NE NE APNE BACHCHON KO APNE
PATIYON KO KHOYA KYI VEER SHAHIEED
HUVE ...BHALE HE SEHRA KISI KO BHI BANDHA HOO
BHARAT SAB JAANTA HAI....VANDE MARTAM.......JIS AAZADI KO GHANDHI E NAAM SE JAANA JAATA HAI
USKE PARINAM HUM LOOG BHUGAT RAHE HAI DIL KE
DOO TUKDE USME BHI JAAT PAAT AARAKSHAN KA
JAHAR.....AAJ DESH AAGE NAHI PEECHE JAA RAHA
HAI......... *
swtchoco 21.09.12 - 05:03pm
Boy to a careless :
Boy: I Love u !
Girl: Ha Ha Ha..
Boy: I will die for u !!
Girl: Ha Ha Ha..
Boy: I will buy a diamond ringfor u !!
Girl: Awww.. really!!
Promise....??
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Boy: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..GHANTA.. *
swtchoco 21.09.12 - 06:44pm
The highway is full of big cars
going nowhere fast
And folks is smoking anything thatll burn
Some people wrap their lives around a c*cktail glass
And you sit wondering where youre going to turn I got it.
Come. And be my baby.
*
swtchoco 21.09.12 - 06:48pm
The first time of everything
the first 'hug',
the first 'kiss',
the late night 'talks',
O yea! and the late night 'walks
but it ends
oh well life goes on! *
swtchoco 21.09.12 - 06:50pm
Years passed with various reasons,
to avoid going to school in each and every season.
now it is my last year,
and I am full of fear,
what would I do after school?
Except school nothing else seems to be cool,
I think about it and feel depressed,
But then I keep my feelings suppressed.
Whatever happens
Deep memories will lie within. *
swtchoco 21.09.12 - 06:51pm
Excellent are the days when we are together...
and enjoy our small get-together...
Togetherness is what matters...
otherwise the relationship shatters.. *
swtchoco 21.09.12 - 06:52pm
Well I don't want life to be always good to me,
And make me used to all the good things,
Coz I don't want it to happen to me,
That one day all these good things say me good bye,
I want to enjoy every bit of life ,
By smiling always,
And make others smile.
I want u all to be happy,
So cheer up folks!
You never know what's gonna happen next! *
swtchoco 21.09.12 - 06:56pm
sometimes I think it would take me
years to get where you are
even if I crossed oceans in a minute
deserts in a half hour.
if I whispered would you hear me?
if I said a prayer or lied?
whirling planets fly between us
as you sit here by my side...
*
swtchoco 23.09.12 - 06:54am
Bahegi jab bhi sard hawaein
hum khud ko tanha payenge
ehsaas tumhare saath ka
hum kaise mehsoos kar payenge *
swtchoco 23.09.12 - 03:27pm
Girlfriend while drinking Whiskey asked her BF:
Girlfriend: Tum kaun ho??
Boyfriend: Pagal ho gayi hai kya??! =O
Apne Jaanu ko bhool gayi !!! =/
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Girlfriend: Nasha har gham bhula deta hai
Bhai Saaab.. *
swtchoco 24.09.12 - 05:48pm
3 reactions of a girl without a Boyfriend..
1) Main nahi padti in chakkaro me :
2) Gharwale important hain aur unke saamne
Bf kuch bhi nahi.. : )
3) Sab ladke kutte hote hain.. :
__________________
Same girl after having Boyfriend..
1) Yaar pata nahi kaise ho gaya pyaar..
Uske siway kuch nahi dikhta ab mujhe :s
2) Gharwalon ko manana padega kaise bhi..
I can't leave him :
3) Wo baaki ladkon ki tarah kutta nahi hai... *
swtchoco 24.09.12 - 06:06pm
Punjabi non-veg & veg jokes.
&8206;4 girls take lift in a car full of engineers.
Since no place dey sit on boyes lap.
After 10 min
grl1-R u ECE engnr?
By-hw did u knw?
Grl1-ur tower is communicating with my unreachable area.
Grl2-r u computer engr?
By-hw dd u knw?
Grl2-ur pendrive is tring 2 connct with my USB drive.
Grl3-r u mechanicl engr?
By-hw dd u knw?
Grl3-ur piston is tring 2 move in my cylinder.
Grl4-r u civil engnr?
By-hw dd u knw?
Grl4-ur dam had broken n it flooded my village. *
swtchoco 24.09.12 - 06:24pm
Kiss me and you will see stars;
Love me and I will give them to you.. *
swtchoco 25.09.12 - 04:20am
I saw a pair of eyes today,
eyes that knew me but pretended they didn't
they glanced in my direction
they danced all over my body
but never, not once did they meet my own.
We exchanged platitudes,
How's mum, how's work?
But the eyes betrayed hidden emotions.
We were lovers once; by fate or quirk?
I stare intently, hoping to catch her gaze
her black pupils dodge mine
and then we lock,
for a second only...we're in a daze. . *
swtchoco 25.09.12 - 04:21am
I hear that since you left me
Things go from bad to worse
That the good lord quite rightly
Has set a signal curse
On you, your house and lover
(I hear moreover she proves twice as
screwed-up and saddened dear as me)
They say your days are tasteless
Flattened, disjointed thinned
Across the waste, my absence
Loves skeleton has grinned
Perfect. I trust my sources
of information are sound?
Or is it just some worthless rumour
Ive been spreading around?? .. *
swtchoco 25.09.12 - 04:21pm
New Question in school books:
Teacher: Who discovered the English
vowels
(A,E,I,O,U).??
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Pappu: Tusshar Kapoor in the movie
Golmaal.... *
swtchoco 26.09.12 - 04:54pm
Naukrani: Bibiji, apni Saree wapas le lo
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Lady: kyun...??
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Naukrani : Jab pehanti hun to SAHAB,
Aap samajh ke dhyan hi nahi dete, Ulta
DRIVER pichhe se Lipat Jata Hai.. . . *
swtchoco 26.09.12 - 05:42pm
When a friend calls to me from the road
And slows his horse to a meaning walk,
I don't stand still and look around
On all the hills I haven't hoed,
And shout from where I am, What is it?
No, not as there is a time to talk.
I thrust my hoe in the mellow ground,
Blade-end up and five feet tall,
And plod: I go up to the stone wall
For a friendly visit.... *
swtchoco 26.09.12 - 06:24pm
Over your rainbow
A unicorn flew,
He was sent to find me...
He said by you.
Climb aboard, he whispered,
We must go for a ride...
And into a portal of light
We rode inside.
The sky was so blue,
The fields so green,
With each explosion of light
Was a wonderful scene.
So happy we seem
And always together,
There was no end to your dream,
It just went on forever.
Then the unicorn said
I have one more surprise...
So we took off quickly
And pierced the sky.
Then I saw you sleeping
And dreaming in your bed...
I caressed your hair gently
And kissed you on your head.
The unicorn interrupted...
I must now get you home,
But now that you've seen her dream,
May you never feel alone.
My heart is feeling heavy,
A fire burns inside.
Thank you so much my darling
For the unicorn's ride.... *
swtchoco 26.09.12 - 06:35pm
Close both my eyes
with your beloved hands!
For everything I suffer
comes to rest under your hand.
And as the pain,
wave upon wave, gently lies down to sleep,
as the last heartbeat stirs,
you fill my whole heart. ... *
swtchoco 28.09.12 - 03:17am
But now when I look back in the past,
I think all those good things ended so fast.
From now has the real life started,
And from all the old memories I have parted,
I have started thinking rationally,
And also practically.
Well I don't want life to be always good to me,
And make me used to all the good things,
Coz I don't want it to happen to me,
That one day all these good things say me good bye,
I want to enjoy every bit of life ,
By smiling always,
And make others smile.
I want u all to be happy,
So cheer up folks!
You never know what's gonna happen next! . *
swtchoco 30.09.12 - 06:35pm
Kalam Chalti Hai To Dil Ki Awaz Likhta Hoon,
Gham Aur Judai Ke Andaz-E-Bayaan Likhta Hoon,
Rukte Nahi Hain Meri Aankhon Se Aansu,
Main Jab Bhi Uski Yaad Mein Alfaz Likhta Hoon *
swtchoco 30.09.12 - 06:35pm
Itna Rulaya Kisi Ne Muskurana Bhul Gye
Dil Toda K Dil Lgana Bhul Gye
Dunia Ne Itne Fareb Diye Risto K Naam Pr
Ab Kisiko Apna Bnana Bhul Gye. *
swtchoco 30.09.12 - 06:36pm
Find someone who will change your life,
not just your relationship status
I used to wonder what it was like to read
peoples minds but now that
I have a Facebook account, Im over it *
