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Subject: Jokes & Funny
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swtchoco 2.10.12 - 12:46pm
Friends post here your Jokes and Funny messages.. *
swtchoco 2.10.12 - 12:46pm
Funny Hindi SMS
Suna hai wo keh kar gaye hai ke ab to hum,
Sirf tumhare khawboo main hi aayenge,
Koi keh de unse ki wo vada kar le hum se,
zindagi bher ke liye so jayenge *
hotguy24 4.10.12 - 01:14pm
Mat Karo Pyar Kisi Se Phoolon Ki Taraha
Phool To Pal Mein Murjha Jaate Hain
Pyar Karo To Karo Kaaton Ki Taraha
Jo Chubhne Ke Baad Bhi Yaad Aate Hain
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swtchoco 4.10.12 - 04:39pm
Chand pe aapka Naam likhnay ko jee chahta hay
par kya karu
Pehli baat to yeh ki mera haath nahi jata hay
Doosri baat yeh k ye khayal hamesha duphair ko hi Aata hai *
swtchoco 4.10.12 - 04:45pm
Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain,
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain,
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko,
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain? *
swtchoco 4.10.12 - 04:56pm
Yaad Karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,
hamein mat dhoonndho duniya ki bhid mein,
hum milenge tumhe phir kisi,free SMS ki scheme mein *
hotguy24 6.10.12 - 03:52am
mangta hoon to deti nahi
jawab meri baat ka
deti ho to khara ho jata hai
rom rom jazbaat ka
kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo
baloo mein phool ghulab ka. *
swtchoco 6.10.12 - 09:06am
The pain of losing a lover
is nothing when compared
to the pain
that is felt when
KFC chicken bucket
falls down while eating..
Really sad.. *
hotguy24 6.10.12 - 09:19am
Kya aap Anna Hazaare ke saath hain?
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Santa replies Nahi main ghar pe hu
Kuch kaam tha kya !? *
swtchoco 19.10.12 - 02:12am
Ek Ladki, ek din Art Gallery dekhne Jati Hai
Aur Ek Tasveer Dekhkar Gallery Ke Malik Se Kahti Hai:
Ladki : iss Bhayanak Tasveer Ko Aap Modern Art Kehte Ho ?
Maalik : Meri Maa Tu Dimag Mat Laga,
Ghar Jaa, Ye Aaina (mirror) Hai *
swtchoco 21.10.12 - 05:26am
Namskaar Thaakur Saahab!
koi bhool hui kya humse Saahab? *
swtchoco 21.10.12 - 05:30am
An as* With Mass Is A Class!! *
swtchoco 22.10.12 - 04:13pm
Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai,
Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ehsaas hai,
Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai,
Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwas hai *
swtchoco 23.10.12 - 01:04am
Apni mohabat ka izhar karne wala hun,
chitthi nahi pyar karne wala hun,
koi haseena to ab ghas dalti hi nahi,
koi haseena to ab ghas dalti hi nahi,
isi liye ek budiya se ishq karne wala hun. *
swtchoco 28.10.12 - 06:54am
Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhty rhee
neend mujhe apni orr khenchti rhee
Neend ka jhonka mera mann moh gayaa
Aur aik raat phir yeh genious bina parhe so gaya .. *
1220214e 3.11.12 - 06:14pm
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1220214e 3.11.12 - 06:20pm
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the
bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts
her Lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there
already. The little boy says, Dark in here. The man says, Yes, it
is. Boy - I have a baseball. Man - That's nice. Boy - Want to buy
it? Man - No, thanks. Boy - My dad's outside. Man - OK, how much?
Boy - USD250
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in
the closet together. Boy - Dark in here. Man - Yes, it is. Boy - I
have a baseball glove. The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy,
How much? Boy - USD750 Man - Sold.
A few days later, the father says to the boy, Grab your glove, let's go
outside and have a game of catch. The boy says, I can't, I sold my
baseball and my glove. The father asks, How much did you sell them for?
Boy -USD1,000 The father says, That's terrible to overcharge your friends
like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take
you to church and make you confess. They go to the church and the father
makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, Dark in here. The priest says, Don't start that s**t
again, you're in my closet now.
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1220214e 3.11.12 - 06:27pm
A keen Texas lad applied for a salesman's job at a city department store. The store was the biggest in the world and sold everything under the sun.
Have you ever been a salesman before? the boss asked during his interview.
Yes, I was a salesman in Texas, the lad answered.
The boss took an immediate liking to him and told him he could start the next day. I'll come and see how you made out after we close up,
the boss said.
The day was long and hard for the young man, but finally it was 5 o'clock. The boss closed up the store and found the lad sitting, slumped and exhausted, in a chair. How many sales did you make today? the boss asked.
One, said the lad.
One? said the boss, obviously displeased. Most of the sales people on my staff make 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale worth?
Exactly USD101,334.53, said the young man.
How did you manage that? asked the boss, flabbergasted.
Well, said the lad, this man came in and I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium fish hook, and finally a really large hook. Then
I sold him a small fishing line, a medium one, and huge one. I asked him where he was going fishing, and he said he was going down the
coast. I said he'd probably need a boat, so I took him down to the boat department and sold him that fancy 22-foot Chris Craft with twin engines. Then he said his Honda Civic probably wouldn't be able to handle the load, so I took him to the vehicle department and sold him
a new GMC 1-ton pickup truck.
You sold all that to guy who came in for a fish hook? the boss asked in astonishment.
He didn't come in to buy a fish hook, the Texas boy explained. He came in to buy a box of tampons for his wife, and I said to him, 'Your weekend's shot. You might as well go fishing.'
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swtchoco 4.11.12 - 02:08am nice jokes dear.. *
swtchoco 5.12.12 - 03:17pm
Ek baat meri samajh mein bilkul nahi aata hai,
Tumhari chhapalon ki design har roz badli hui nazar aati hai,
Sabhi sandal apne aap mein attractive hain,
Kya tumhare boyfriend kisi joote ki company ke representative hain.. *
swtchoco 9.12.12 - 04:40am
Patni: Kash Tum Aisey SMS Hotey Jisey
Mein Zindgi Bhr Save Kar K Rkhti..
Pati: Kash Tum Aisiy Ringtone Hoti Jisey
Mein Har Haftey Badl Skta
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swtchoco 9.12.12 - 04:41am
A Very Bad News For All Girls !!
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Ap Kabhi Baap Nahi Ban Sakti :-)
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swtchoco 9.12.12 - 04:41am
Ladkiyo ke 7 jhut?
1. I Love u.
2. Aapki kasam.
3. U r my 1st love.
4. Balance nahi hai.
5. Awaaz nahi aa rahi.
6. Parents sath mein hai.
7. Me tumhe hi yaad kar rahi thi. *
swtchoco 9.12.12 - 04:41am
Agar manzil ko pana hai to himat rakhna,
Agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar rakhna,
Agar hamesha muskurana ho to BRUSH AUR MANJAN SAATH RAKHNA. *
swtchoco 13.12.12 - 04:08pm
Har ek boy ki dil ki khwaaish hoti hai??
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khud kitne bade kaminey honge
par larki shareef chahiye.. :P :D *
swtchoco 13.12.12 - 04:15pm
Girl: Which computer do u have?
Boy: I have a computer with intel core i7
processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram
& nvidia gtx 560 graphics card.
Boy: which computer do YOU have???
Girl: A PINK ONE !! *
swtchoco 13.12.12 - 04:17pm
Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.
Husband: Exactly darling!
its a computer, not a Husband..!! *
swtchoco 23.12.12 - 08:52am
Height of BRAVERY:
Entering late in the Class without permission
&
saying to Teacher..
YOU Carry on,
DON'T STOP For me..
We Can Talk Later..!! *
swtchoco 30.12.12 - 03:47am
lady made an ad in newspaper:
I want a man 2b my partner
1.He will not beat me,
2.He will not run away.
3.most important- He will have 2satistfy me in beds,wenevr i want.
10 will b gud enough *
swtchoco 24.01.13 - 03:06pm
GIRL: Hello.
BOY: My luv hw r u doing?
G:A m fine.
B: Will u b free during d weekend and can u come to my house?
G: Am sorry I cant make it
bcos I will b attending my aunt's wedding n d next
day I'l b busy, I m so occupied.
B: Oh ok, was just planning 2 take u out for shopping, surprise u with an
iPhone5, then buy u the dress u've been asking for.
G: I wil b coming&9829;&9829; and I may even spend the whole
weekend there if you want my Love.
B: Wht abt d wedding?
G: Which wedding, I was joking..
GUY: Me too..
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swtchoco 15.03.13 - 04:11am
A sweet lines wrote in hospital board:
if you still want to see beautiful girls & boys even after ur death
Then
Donate Your EYES ! *
swtchoco 14.04.13 - 08:46am
When there's
confusion
between ur heart and
mind...
u just..
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Eat BINGO..!
No confusion Great combination!
Twyinnggg..!
:-) *
swtchoco 14.04.13 - 08:47am
Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?
Ans:Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR *
hotguy24 5.05.13 - 10:43am
Hindi SMS Jokes
Santa Ek Din Bijli Ki Dukaan Mein:
Do Fan Dena Ek Ladies Aur Ek Gents.
Dukaan Wala: Fans Mein Ladies Aur Gents Nahi Hota Yar!
Santa: Kyon Nahi Hota Ji
Ek Bajaj Ka De Aur Ek Usha Ka *
hotguy24 5.05.13 - 11:00am
SMS on Dosti
Badla Hai Mausam Aur Thand Ho Gayi Hai
Aapko Yaad Kiye Bina Life Adhoori Ho Gyi Hai
Kya Bhula Diya Humein Ya Mobile Mein
SMS Pack Scheme Hi Band Ho Gyi Hai? *
swtchoco 20.05.13 - 04:17pm
American: In US marriage happens with email..
Santa: In India it is only with female.. *
swtchoco 6.06.13 - 05:13pm
April Fool
Aaj Kal..Har Pal
Har Waqt..
Din Bhar..
Mujhe Rehta Hai..
Bas Tera Hi Khayaal..
Kyonke Aane Wala Hai
April Fool..
Aur Banana Hai Tumko
April Fool in Advance! *
swtchoco 6.06.13 - 05:17pm
Hindi Paheliyan
Bikhari Nhi Par Bikh Mangataa Hai
Ladki Nhi Par Purse Isthemal Krta Hai
Pujaari Nhi Par Ghanti Bjaata Hai.
Ans: Bus Conductor
Padhney Mein Likhney Mein
Dono Mein Hi Main Aata Kaam
Pen Nhi Kagaz Nhi
Btaao Kya Hei Mera Naam.
Ans: Chasma
Hari Thi Man Bhari Thi
No Laakh Motiyon Sey Jadi Thi
Raja Ji Key Khet Mein
Duata Odhey Khadi Thi.
Ans: Bhutta
Chhota Sa Siphai
Ushki Khinch Ke Nikar Uttari.
Ans : Banana
Do Kisan Ladten Jaaye
Unki Kheti Badhti Jaaye.
Ans: Sweater Ki Bunai
Aisi Kon Si Cheez Hei Jishey
Aagey Sey Toh Banayaa Hein Bhagwan Ney
Aur Pichey Sey Insaan Ney.
Ans: Bel Gaadi
Ek Thaal Motiyon Se Bhara
Sabkey Sir Par Ultaa Dhara
Chaaron Aur Phirey Vo Thaal
Moti Ushsey Ek Naa Girey.
Ans: Tara ( Stars )
Do Sunder Ladkey
Dono Ek Rang Key
Ek Bichhad Jaaye
Toh Dusraa Kaam Naa Aaye.
Ans: Joota ( Shoes ) *
swtchoco 18.07.13 - 05:36pm
Funny Hindi SMS
Pyaar Ke Geet Gayenge Hum;
Apni Ek Nayi Duniya Basaayenge Hum;
Jo In Hawaaon Se Diya Bujh Gaya;
Unhe Bech Kar Philips Ke Bulb Layenge Hum..! *
swtchoco 24.07.13 - 03:14am
Two drunks home after a long nite in a club.
One goes over to the mirror and looks into it, and says: I've seen that face before. The other guy pushes him aside, takes a look in the mirror and laughs.
He says: of course you have you idiot, it's mine. *
swtchoco 24.07.13 - 03:17am
A MAN TOLD HIS FRIEND: YAAR DEKH WOH LADKI MUJE HASKAR DEKH RAHI HAI.......
FRIEND REPLIED: OYE THIK SE DEKH WOH TUJE HAS KAR DEKH RAHI HAI YA TUJE DEKH KAR HAS RAHI HAI......... *
